This beauty blooms underneath the deep shadow of a saucer magnolia. It always reminds me to slow down and not miss the hidden beauties in life.
Showing posts with label gardening. Show all posts
Showing posts with label gardening. Show all posts
Friday, May 30, 2025
Wednesday, May 3, 2023
A Garden is My Happy Place
Recently, my husband and I visited the Getty Villa in Malibu. It's a copy of a Roman villa, and it's filled with beautiful Etruscan, Greek, and Roman art. The villa also has four separate gardens. Since gardens are my happy place, I want to share these photos with you. The gardens were immaculate as if weeds had been refused entrance to the villa. Speaking of an entrance, the Getty Villa is free! The only cost is parking, which is $20. (I will post photos of the incredible art another day.) Enjoy the gardens today.
I wanted to take my shoes off and run through the water.
But I behaved myself.
Yes, my eyes are closed, but the pond was too pretty to skip.
Tuesday, July 27, 2021
Late Summer Flowers and a Book
In space between mid and late summer, few plants bloom. But I found some in our gardens to share. I've included a book snapshot at the end because I love nothing better than to get caught up in a good book in the languid days of summer (or the orange light of autumn or the snows of winter or the fragrance of spring). Okay, every season is a great time to read.
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| Crepe myrtles. |
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| Cyclamen. I'm babysitting this for my dad. |
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| I love this stump. The rich browns, the character lines, and the ivy trying to subdue it. |
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| Phlox in my wildflower garden. |
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| Tiger lilies. |
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| My figs will ripen soon. Hopefully, I can pick them before the deer and squirrels feast. Last year, the night before I was going to harvest, the critters stripped both trees of every single fig. |
Wednesday, May 19, 2021
Backyard Wildflowers
Writing is my true love. But a close second is gardening. When my characters are misbehaving or I feel blocked, pulling weeds, pruning shrubs, or cutting flowers (by far my favorite garden activity) is the tonic I need.
Two years ago, I experimented with wildflowers. I started small with a mix, which promised year-round perennial wildflowers.
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| I should've gotten a photo with a bathing bird, but they can be shy. |
When I cut flowers to bring inside the house, the bumblebees grumble.
In the fall, when the flower seeds ripen on the stalks, goldfinches descend in clouds of golden glory to gorge their bellies.
Thursday, September 12, 2019
News!
| My parents came to visit, and I took my dad kayaking on the lake. |
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| An ocean of hellebores. |
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| A view of the lake from the side of the house. |
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| Same view, different flowers. |
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| Our lanai. |
Thursday, November 19, 2015
Veggies, DIY Doors, and Sunsets.
I'm almost halfway through the read-aloud edit of my latest novel. My goal is to have it finished and sent to beta readers before my daughter's surgery. (If you remember last May, my son had cardiothoracic reconstruction. My daughter also needs the procedure. Only hers will be a more invasive reconstruction. I know, it's hard to imagine anything more invasive.)
Besides editing, I've been doing some other things. Do you remember my Postage Stamp Garden? Well, it's mid-November and I'm still harvesting! (Though not in the quantities I was earlier in the season.) Here's some fruits of garden.
And since I'm never without a DIY project. Here are some photos.

I was going to paint the door on the left. But during some preliminary sanding, the paint began coming off in hunks and I had to start scraping. FYI to the previous owners of the house, you can't throw some latex paint on a solid mahogany door and think everything's going to be okay, i.e., latex on top of of oil isn't going to work. Ever.
In any case, on the right is the finished door to my office. And yes, you do see double-shelved stacks of books. (But no judging.)
And coolest thing of all, my dad found a strange, huge cocoon on a river birch tree in his yard. After a Facebook plea, we discovered that it's the cocoon for a Polyphemus moth, which has a six inch wing span. So we're going to put it in an empty aquarium and we can't wait to see it break free.
Besides editing, I've been doing some other things. Do you remember my Postage Stamp Garden? Well, it's mid-November and I'm still harvesting! (Though not in the quantities I was earlier in the season.) Here's some fruits of garden.
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| Bell peppers, jalapenos, ghost peppers, basil, and burgundy cherry tomatoes. Yum! |

I was going to paint the door on the left. But during some preliminary sanding, the paint began coming off in hunks and I had to start scraping. FYI to the previous owners of the house, you can't throw some latex paint on a solid mahogany door and think everything's going to be okay, i.e., latex on top of of oil isn't going to work. Ever.
In any case, on the right is the finished door to my office. And yes, you do see double-shelved stacks of books. (But no judging.)
And coolest thing of all, my dad found a strange, huge cocoon on a river birch tree in his yard. After a Facebook plea, we discovered that it's the cocoon for a Polyphemus moth, which has a six inch wing span. So we're going to put it in an empty aquarium and we can't wait to see it break free.
One last picture to share. Sunday evening on the way to church, we came over the ridge and were treated to this amazing sunset. And, of course, all I had was my cellphone and the photo quality doesn't do the sunset justice. (Sorry the photo is blurry. Traffic was whizzing past.)
Tuesday, April 21, 2015
The Postage Stamp Vegetable Garden, Book Review
The Postage Stamp Vegetable Garden
by Karen Newcomb
N.B. I
received this book from Blogging for Books in exchange for an honest review.
From the moment I saw this book, I knew I had to have it. I
love vegetable gardens, and I only have a very tiny space, a flowerbed
actually. While this book doesn’t specifically address flowerbed vegetable
gardens, everything in it applies to what I’m doing and shows me how to have a
more productive garden.
The book begins with a wonderful historical overview of
postage stamp gardening before getting down to the nitty-gritty of the process.
Perhaps some gardeners aren’t as interested in the history of gardening, but I
love knowing that these techniques have proved tried and true since the 1890s.
After introducing small space gardening, the author lays out
raised bed options and vegetable arrangements for everything from 4’ x 4’ bed
to a 8’ x 10’ bed (promising a minimum of 200 lbs. of fresh vegies and herbs
from a 5’ x 5’ bed.) The layouts are not only well thought-out but also
aesthetically appealing.
I’m very excited about this book! It has shown me how to alter
my gardening techniques to radically increase the amount of food I can raise in
an extremely limited area.
As for buying the book, don’t think twice. Buy it! You’ll be
glad you did.
*The methods in this book are organic. Even if you don’t do
organic gardening, this is still a great book that will cut down on the use of
fertilizers and pesticides using simple techniques.
Monday, June 16, 2014
Eden to Amazon
For as long
as I can remember, I’ve made up stories. I’d sit in an airport and make up
stories about the people that walked by. As I drove past houses, particularly
interesting ones, I’d make up stories about the people who live inside. The
most poignant stories were always about the people with neglected gardens.
As I’d drive
or walk by a house with a neglected garden, I looked to see whether the bones
of an excellent garden where underneath the weeds. I’d look for specimen
plants—exotic creatures that take special nurture. I’d spy out meandering foot
paths or artfully planted foundation plants. And, of course, if I spied out the
bones beneath the neglect, the story I told myself would become tragic. Often,
it would run like this. A dear woman (all woman who garden are wise, aesthetic
souls) planted and cared for a lovely garden. One day, disease or death struck.
And now her husband can’t bear to be out weeding and mulching because it
reminds him of her. And now the garden lies in disarray—a physical reminder of
love lost. (Yes, my younger daydreams were melodramatic.)
Now that I am
older and wiser, I know the truth because my garden has gone from Edenic to
Amazonian. (Okay, it was never Edenic, but this is my blog post so I’m allowed
a little creative license.) And the cause of the neglect isn’t debilitating disease
or death or even a bad case of the flu…it’s writing deadlines. When you’re
looking for passive voice, mixed metaphors, etc., there isn’t time to trim the
roses or weed the Bermuda. (I tried Roundup, but it must’ve rained before the
poison dried. Grumble, grumble.)
In any case, Screwing Up Alexandria is now pubbed,
and I’m out in the garden with shears and shovels (yes, some of the weeds are
that big). And soon I’ll banish the Amazonian takeover. But, I am a little
wistful because I’m wondering how many other writers who drive by my house are
going to have their tragic stories ruined. Sorry.
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| Yeah, okay, so this isn't my garden. It's one of the gardens at Versailles. But a girl can dream, right? |
Monday, March 24, 2014
All You Need Is A Can Of Spray Paint
First of all, I want to say thank you to everyone who picked up a free copy of Screwing Up Babylon. The giveaway blew my socks off. I nearly tripled my expectations. Thanks! Also note, I've now got a Mail Chimp sign up, so if you want to know when Screwing Up Alexandria is available or when I'm having another giveaway, sign up.
As you may know when I'm burned out on writing, I garden. (I also clean house, but that's not nearly as fun.) Saturday I did some "new porch gardening."
Before the new porch, we had some really ugly flowerpots (dead pink colored) that I filled with flowers during the summer. But I couldn't bear the thought of putting the flowerpots back on the porch. I thought about throwing the old ones out and buying new ones, but pots are expensive. So I bought a can of spray paint.
Here is the before. (Okay, not exactly before. It's in process. But you can see they were a dead pink color.)
As you may know when I'm burned out on writing, I garden. (I also clean house, but that's not nearly as fun.) Saturday I did some "new porch gardening."
Before the new porch, we had some really ugly flowerpots (dead pink colored) that I filled with flowers during the summer. But I couldn't bear the thought of putting the flowerpots back on the porch. I thought about throwing the old ones out and buying new ones, but pots are expensive. So I bought a can of spray paint.
Here is the before. (Okay, not exactly before. It's in process. But you can see they were a dead pink color.)
Here is the after. (WalMart had geraniums on sale cheap. And I read how to over-winter geraniums by making them go dormant, so these hopefully should be the last geraniums I'll ever buy. Squee!)
The color of these photos isn't quite spot on, but you get the idea.
(Yeah, the porch still needs to be painted.)
So much better than dead pink!
Monday, July 22, 2013
Disappearing Garden
Just so I’m clear I do not grow a garden for the
neighborhood. Wait, that’s not quite true. Across from our home is a retirement
facility and I do grow lots of flowers partly for them. There’s nothing more
wonderful than having an elderly man or woman stop by the house and thank me
for the flowers they see when they drive home or look out the window.
But I don’t grow veggies and fruit for the neighborhood.
First, it was strawberries that went missing. And I blamed it on the squirrels and our dog—Jez is
partial to strawberries. Then, when the raspberries came into season, I wrapped
them with netting and securely fastened it. But when I went to pick the
raspberries, there wasn’t a single berry left. Now it’s the tomatoes. When I
went out to pick the first tomatoes of the season, nothing was there. And they
weren’t any signs of animal picking and eating, no broken branches, no claw
marks, etc.
So I’m beginning to wonder if it’s not the squirrels. I’m
wondering if the thief has two legs instead of four. And I’m compiling a list
of how to stop the thief.
1. I could leave our black Lab outside at night. Nothing scarier than
seeing a pair of caramel colored eyes bearing down on you in the darkness. But
Jezebel would be very sad if she couldn’t cuddle up on her blanket and sleep.
2. We bought a lock for the gate, but we actually would have to
remember to lock it at night. And the tomatoes aren’t in the locked area
anyway.
3. I could put up a sign saying “This garden is protected by
tarantulas.” (It works for a jewelry store in NYC.) Of course, I’d actually
have to have tarantulas. Not that I’d mind, but Ariel would have a fit.
4. Or maybe just a sign that says “Please don’t steal our food”…
Nope. I think the tarantula thing is way more exciting--I’ve heard they hiss.
| Photo by Rafael Cerpa, courtesy of Wikimedia Commons. |
Wednesday, April 24, 2013
Romance Does Not Have a Place in Gardening
The other day while I was weeding, I turned and saw my
daughter Ariel blowing on a dandelion puff ball. My vision clouded with red.
I stared, trying to find words.
Daughter, noticing the stare, said: “I guess I shouldn’t be
doing this.”
Me, trying to be patient with said child whose mind has been
addled by finals: “No.”
Daughter, with a shrug: “It’s not so bad though. Look at all
the other weeds—what’s a few more?”
Me, considering whether daughter is intentionally provoking
me: “Not funny.”
Daughter: “It’s stress-relieving.”
Me, wondering whether provoking your mother or blowing weed
seeds everywhere is stress-relieving: “Go blow the dandelion puff ball into the
trash can.”
Daughter, laughs and flounces away with the puff ball:
“That’s not very romantic.”
Okay, dandelion seedheads are gorgeous. But still, one does not simply blow the seeds across the lawn.
| Photo by Magnus Manske, courtesy of Wikimedia Commons |
Wednesday, March 20, 2013
Pods for Turkey
It’s spring again. It means the sun is shining, the wind is
cool, and the temperatures are in the 50s. Perfect gardening weather.
So I’ve been assessing. And come to some decisions.
First, an enemy who
feels great hatred towards me has obviously spread seeds of unknown origin
everywhere. My “lawn” is now a weed patch. I’m not even sure it’s salvageable.
But this is March, so I’m feeling positive and taking dominion over my gardening kingdom.
I’ve proclaimed “Death to Weeds.” No doubt,this will last until the end of May.
Then, I’ll wave the white flag and have a glass of iced tea.
Second, all my roses have to go. This breaks my heart. Our
house is a 1920s cottage, so I planted a hedge of knockout roses around it. It
was bliss for six years. On the seven year, stealth mites infected my roses with
rose rosette virus. And there is no cure. My husband Cal removed one side of
the rose bushes and we planted grape vines. Cal has another 12 or 13 bushes to
dig out and then we’ll plant reblooming weigela. I’ve warned the weigela that
it better bloom beautifully and resist all manner of pests.
Third, I really hate our massive magnolia tree. It’s huge
and ancient. Two things that should make me like it. But it’s also a Southern
magnolia, which means I spend a large portion of my gardening time cleaning up
after it. In the spring, I have to clean up all the dead leaves—they’re thick
and leathery, so they don’t mulch. In fact, I have no doubt they’d survive the
Apocalypse (along with cockroaches). In summer, the tree drops its flowers—also
huge, gooey, and non-mulchable. And in the fall, it drops massive prickly pods
that have to be picked up by hand. When Luke and Ariel move to grad school this
summer, I suspect that they’ll do the happy dance because they’ll no longer have to hear me say, “Slave labor
time—we’re picking up pods.”
On the other hand, I sure there will be a lot of pods that
need picking up over Thanksgiving holidays. It’ll be a pods-for-turkey kind of
thing.
| Magnolia pod courtesy of Wikimedia Commons. |
Friday, March 16, 2012
Isn't It March?
February is the coldest month of the year. Normally, March
and April are spring months with temperatures beginning in the 40s and as the
months progress, ending in the 70s. But this year, we’ve jumped with both feet
into summer. Yesterday, it was 91 degrees F. The kids wanted the air
conditioner turned on. I resisted. But if today’s as hot as yesterday, I’ll
cave.
And the heat, which has been unseasonable for a couple of
weeks, has my gardens completely confused. Daffodils bloomed before crocuses. I
have a bearded iris blooming—the tulips haven’t even started blooming yet. None
of the seedlings I ordered have even arrived yet. They’re due tomorrow. But when
I put them in the ground, they’re likely to get scorched. Best case scenario, they’ll go into shock.
And, of course, the chance of frost doesn’t pass until April
18. So most likely, all the tender plants will come up and be frozen. And the
weeds are having the most amazing celebration of spring. Normally, I can get
them under control before they go crazy, but not this year. But I’ve been out
every morning with my trowel in the cool morning wreaking my vengeance on them.
I won’t let them mock me for much longer. Unless you consider the lawn (a weed
patch that I call a lawn simply
because I want to pretend it’s a verdant meadow instead of a rocky, clay slope
that destroys everything but clover, chickweed, and dandelions). The lawn will mock me all summer. But I’ve
decided to rise above it—that and send the boys out to mow. When the weeds are
freshly mown and I squint my eyes, I can pretend it’s grass.
Monday, January 23, 2012
A Winter Without Snow
The
end of January is quickly approaching. And I’ve come to the realization that we’re
going to have a winter without snow. What’s the point of cold, gray days if you
don’t have snow? I realize that the city of Chattanooga has only one snow plow
and two sanders, but still...
Instead,
we’ve had day after night after day of rain. And the high today is 65. It’s
like we hit the fast forward button to spring. Now don’t get me wrong, spring
is my favorite time of year in the South. So that’s good. But there’s a
problem. A big problem.
Without
a heavy ground freeze, none of my late summer weeds died. I blew off weeding in the fall (while
I worked on my novel) and cursed the weeds, “Die in the winter freeze.” Only it
didn’t happen. And now those weeds are mocking me—they’re huge. They’re
dropping seeds. If they had faces, they’d be laughing.
I
try not to take stock of my yard and garden when I go outside. But wearing
sunglasses doesn’t help much. The massive green patch of clover in the midst of
dormant lawn is hard to miss. Strands of Bermuda grass poking out of my liriope
borders mean hours of work. And those areas that I didn’t get around to
mulching...well, at least there’s Round-up.
What
I needed was a good dose of snow—nothing like a clean white blanket to make
everything look tidy. Then, I could pretend that my only chore for the spring is
enjoying the daffodils, tulips, and hellebores. But it’s not. I guess it’s time
to buy a new pair of gardening gloves... Besides a new gardening catalogue came
and there’s a gorgeous hardy orchid. And the daffs have buds. And the hyacinths
are up. I love spring.
Monday, March 14, 2011
Give Me Your Cup and No One Gets Hurt
My name is Connie, and I’m a gardener. I bought my first plant 25 years ago, and I can’t stop. Seriously. Only this year, I’m doing seeds instead of plants. Cheaper. Definitely not easier. I’ve done seeds before so I know what I’m talking about.
Here’s the thing. The only way it’s cheaper is if you don’t spend money on fancy seed starters like peat pots, etc. Yeah, I covet them, and they’re easier. But we’re doing cheaper. That means I need cups to plant the seeds in. And since I’m not buying them, it means I need to mooch them. Providentially, our church had a luncheon yesterday. After the luncheon, I went dumpster diving. Okay, not too literally, I only picked a few cups out of the trashcans. Most cups I grabbed just as people were throwing them into the trashcan. It went something like this.
Me: Can I have that cup, please?
Person 1: Uh, sure...
Me: I want to reuse the cup (scoring points for environmental consciousness) to plant my garden seeds.
Person 1 (realizing that I’m not a lunatic): Right, okay.
But not all my experiences were quite so straightforward.
Me: Can I have that cup, please? I want to reuse it. (I was trying to cut down on odd facial responses.)
Person 2: Oh. (He looks at the Styrofoam cup oddly.)
Me (wondering why I’m still getting odd looks): I’m going to plant seeds in it for my flower garden.
Person 2 (laughing): I thought you wanted to wash it in order to use it again for the next luncheon. I thought it was your Dutchness coming out.
Me (smiling, not offended at the reference to pecuniary Dutchness because said person’s wife is also Dutch): No, no. I don’t think I’d do that. (Maybe I would at home with my kids. But not with other people—they’d have non-family germs.)
So I brought my used Styrofoam cups home. And proceeded to say, “Ariel, let’s soak the seeds!” She gives me a languid look and says, “I don’t know why you think that I’m excited about this.” My shoulders droop. Ariel then remembers all the times that I’ve pretended to be interested in some obscure matrix theory and says, “Okay, fine.”
She watches while I label the cups, pour in the seeds, and add water. Her contribution to the process beyond watching is to say, “Euw! Those hollyhock seeds look like fleas!” Indignant, I say, “They do NOT look like fleas. Fleas are much smaller.” At that, Ariel gives me her triumphant look. I grumble. Then she announces that when she gets a home of her own, she’s going to hire me to do her gardening. I think that I’m going to be way too expensive for her to hire. She can pull her own weeds.
Friday, February 18, 2011
Why Didn’t the Weeds Die?
Spring has peeked around the corner in Chattanooga. It was in the mid 70s today. Which means that I was running the air conditioner in the car. Normally, I’d just open my windows, but I was going to a meeting and my hair does not hold up to the windblown look. Instead of looking pleasantly tousled, my hair sticks out at odd angles and I look like a refugee from a disaster movie.
But my hair woes are not the subject of this post. And neither are the daffodils whose lovely flower buds are starting to swell. And neither is my hellebore, which has clearly forgotten to bloom. I plan to gnash my teeth about that soon enough. No, the subject of this post is why my weeds aren’t dead.
When we lived in New England, come late October I’d begin to grin at the weeds. I’d taunt them. “Grow, you vile mutant plants, because winter is around the corner and your evil roots and prickly stems are going to freeze solid. Bwahaha.” Since we had a nasty winter in Chattanooga this year, I was rubbing my hands in anticipation of a weedless lawn and flower beds. I was disappointed. My grass isn’t green, but Luke’s going to have to mow on Saturday because the weeds are growing like...well, weeds.
I know a ton of weed seeds blow in from our neighbor’s yard. She doesn’t have grass, she has a weed patch. I’d love to hex her yard, but I don’t believe in hexes so that doesn’t work. But regardless of the contributions of her weed turf, I have weeds that have overwintered. They were tiny shoots of weediness in the fall that I felt certain would die, die, die. Instead, they spread their loathsomeness and grew virile.
I refuse to take this weed offensive lying down. Every time I venture outside, I pull handfuls of weeds (the family wonders why it takes me so long to get the mail), though the piles of dead weeds everywhere will soon answer their questions.
Monday, June 21, 2010
Chemical Dependency
It’s the time of year where I have to admit that I am chemically dependent on...Round up. Any other time of year, I’m willing to put on my hat and gloves, grab my gardening bag, and hit the flower beds. But once the heat shatters the 90 degree, massive humidity mark, I break out the Round up. (Maybe it’s the evil dictator intent on world domination in me, I tested out as Sauron in the LOTR personality test, but I love killing weeds.) Nothing’s more fulfilling than spraying unsuspecting healthy green weeds with Round-up and knowing they’ll be toast within a few days. Bwa-ha-ha!
I sprayed weeds on Saturday, and when I went running this morning I had satisfaction of seeing the weeds had already started to turn brown. Of course, if my neighbors actually cut their “grass” (read weed patches) on a regular basis I might not have such weed problems, but that’s another story.
In the meantime, die, weeds, die!
I sprayed weeds on Saturday, and when I went running this morning I had satisfaction of seeing the weeds had already started to turn brown. Of course, if my neighbors actually cut their “grass” (read weed patches) on a regular basis I might not have such weed problems, but that’s another story.
In the meantime, die, weeds, die!
Thursday, May 27, 2010
Drip, drip
Four years ago Cal and I put in drip irrigation. The idea was to save water, money, and time. It has saved time. I don’t have to lug around a too heavy watering can and water each plant—I like to garden so I have a lot of plants. It may also be saving water and money. However, that is offset by the days that I forget that I’ve turned on the drip irrigation and it drips and drips and drips and drips.
Cal and I got up this morning to go running and noticed water spilling out of the birdbath (it’s hooked into the irrigation line). Two out of the four irrigation lines were on all night. We turned them off. Later I went to turn on irrigation line three, which I forgot to turn on last night, I discovered that line two was still on—neither Cal nor I can figure out how that happened. So one irrigation lines was on for 15 hours. Yep. I’m guessing I didn’t save a lot of money this month. On a positive note, my strawberry plants are very perky.
Cal and I got up this morning to go running and noticed water spilling out of the birdbath (it’s hooked into the irrigation line). Two out of the four irrigation lines were on all night. We turned them off. Later I went to turn on irrigation line three, which I forgot to turn on last night, I discovered that line two was still on—neither Cal nor I can figure out how that happened. So one irrigation lines was on for 15 hours. Yep. I’m guessing I didn’t save a lot of money this month. On a positive note, my strawberry plants are very perky.
Wednesday, April 7, 2010
How Do You Know It's Spring?
How does our family know that it’s spring? It could be that the cars are covered with green-yellow pollen. Or, it could be that Matt and Jake are sneezing all day long. Or, it could be the daffodils or the tulips or the irises that are blooming. Or, it could be that that I now run outside twice a day to water seedlings and check to see which new plant has erupted from the ground.
But the greatest clue, is that the Battle of the Bugs has begun. Yesterday I was outside in the chill of the morning with my tank sprayer of Neem Oil (a safe “natural” oil that treats all kinds of nasty vermin plus black spot and powdery mildew). If I’d been smart, I would have cleaned each part of the tank sprayer before mixing up the Neem Oil. When a tank sprayer sits all winter, salts form in different parts of the sprayer and clog the lines. Needless to say, I wasn’t smart. Instead, I filled the tank, pumped, and tried to spray. Nothing. I decided to open the tank without considering the pressure that the tank was under. With an explosive woosh, I got a face full of Neem Oil—for the next week I can be sure my face will not get aphids, powdery mildew, Japanese beetles or black spot. What a relief!?
After I finished spraying the plants, (Death to the aphids sucking the juices from my irises and rose buds!), I washed my face right away. But at dinner I was still flaking off bits of dried Neem Oil.
Today when I was outside, I noticed snails and slugs. And they’d attacked one of my new lilies of the valley. I’m currently out of Deadline, but Ace Hardware is just down the street. And I don’t think my neighbors will care if I use it. When we lived in Santa Cruz I had to put out Deadline under cover of darkness. Our neighbor “raised” snails. Not the kind that would become escargot. She raised garden snails to feed to road-kill possums that people brought to the SPCA where she worked as a puppy counselor. (Don’t even get me started on her theories of puppy training, which included, “teach a dog not to bark by teaching him to bark on command and then never give him the command. ?!? Like that would work—of course, she’d never owned a dog...) Back to the snails. My neighbor didn’t actually feed the snails. They came over to our yard during the night and stripped our plants bare. Fed-up, I bought Deadline and drew my snail-killing-line-of-death around each plant. The next day, I had over fifty dead snails. She saw me cleaning them up and had a hissy fit. Personally, I believe that possums ought to be road-kill. But I didn’t exactly tell her that as foam was spewing from the corners of her mouth.
Some people begin spring by sneezing, some people by cutting the flowers, I start spring by gearing up with my Deadline and tank sprayer. Lock and load, baby!
But the greatest clue, is that the Battle of the Bugs has begun. Yesterday I was outside in the chill of the morning with my tank sprayer of Neem Oil (a safe “natural” oil that treats all kinds of nasty vermin plus black spot and powdery mildew). If I’d been smart, I would have cleaned each part of the tank sprayer before mixing up the Neem Oil. When a tank sprayer sits all winter, salts form in different parts of the sprayer and clog the lines. Needless to say, I wasn’t smart. Instead, I filled the tank, pumped, and tried to spray. Nothing. I decided to open the tank without considering the pressure that the tank was under. With an explosive woosh, I got a face full of Neem Oil—for the next week I can be sure my face will not get aphids, powdery mildew, Japanese beetles or black spot. What a relief!?
After I finished spraying the plants, (Death to the aphids sucking the juices from my irises and rose buds!), I washed my face right away. But at dinner I was still flaking off bits of dried Neem Oil.
Today when I was outside, I noticed snails and slugs. And they’d attacked one of my new lilies of the valley. I’m currently out of Deadline, but Ace Hardware is just down the street. And I don’t think my neighbors will care if I use it. When we lived in Santa Cruz I had to put out Deadline under cover of darkness. Our neighbor “raised” snails. Not the kind that would become escargot. She raised garden snails to feed to road-kill possums that people brought to the SPCA where she worked as a puppy counselor. (Don’t even get me started on her theories of puppy training, which included, “teach a dog not to bark by teaching him to bark on command and then never give him the command. ?!? Like that would work—of course, she’d never owned a dog...) Back to the snails. My neighbor didn’t actually feed the snails. They came over to our yard during the night and stripped our plants bare. Fed-up, I bought Deadline and drew my snail-killing-line-of-death around each plant. The next day, I had over fifty dead snails. She saw me cleaning them up and had a hissy fit. Personally, I believe that possums ought to be road-kill. But I didn’t exactly tell her that as foam was spewing from the corners of her mouth.
Some people begin spring by sneezing, some people by cutting the flowers, I start spring by gearing up with my Deadline and tank sprayer. Lock and load, baby!
Tuesday, March 9, 2010
A Perfect Spring Day
Yes, I realize that this post was supposed to go up yesterday. For those of you who never realized it, I post on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. And today is Tuesday.
Are you looking for a good reason I didn’t post yesterday like I broke my leg, the water heater exploded, or we went out of town. Sorry. It’s nothing like that. I was just one of those few days that morph from bad into perfect.
The bad started early. For months now Ariel’s had problems with her computer. It shuts down randomly, not from virus software but from overheating. I suspected that her fan must not be working properly. Anyway, I did the mother-nagging thing. “Ar, take your computer in to the UTC tech people. They fix student computers for free.” Ar did her nagged-child thing. “Yeah, yeah, I will I’m just really busy right now. Exams, classes, hanging out with friends.”
So it went until yesterday. Yesterday the computer wouldn’t boot up—it had damaged OS (operating system) files. Apparently, the last time the computer shut down it tweaked the files. Ar called Dell tech support (it’s spring break so the UT computer experts are on vacation). Yeah, they could fix it to the tune of $120. gulp.
Ar decided to wait until the computer geeks are back on Monday. But she has a paper due on Wednesday, this Wednesday. And she didn’t have a backup file. In fact, none of her files are backed up. (A bad thing since it looks like she may end up with a factory wipe of her computer.) So Ariel spent the morning retyping her paper—thank goodness she had a hard copy. BTW, for all you writers and students—back up your documents. You can use a data stick. Or you can email your documents to yourself and stick them in an e-file. That way if your house burns down or you lose you data stick, you still have your book, story, or paper.
If Ariel’s computer woes were the only part of the day, I’d have blogged on it yesterday. But the day transformed. I bought some hosta and bleeding heart roots and planted all 17 of them. I had to dig out rocks and hack away roots, but nothing compares to a spring day spent outside before the mosquitoes wake up or the humidity rises. And besides my hands were utterly filthy, I was sweaty, and had a bleeding knuckle. Yep, it doesn’t get much better for a gardener.
After the plants were planted, I lay back in the porch swing, smelled the sweet air, listened to the birds, and felt the sun warm my winter-chilled bones. It was perfect, except for the niggling thoughts about Ariel’s computer. But in the spring air, you can forget anything.
Are you looking for a good reason I didn’t post yesterday like I broke my leg, the water heater exploded, or we went out of town. Sorry. It’s nothing like that. I was just one of those few days that morph from bad into perfect.
The bad started early. For months now Ariel’s had problems with her computer. It shuts down randomly, not from virus software but from overheating. I suspected that her fan must not be working properly. Anyway, I did the mother-nagging thing. “Ar, take your computer in to the UTC tech people. They fix student computers for free.” Ar did her nagged-child thing. “Yeah, yeah, I will I’m just really busy right now. Exams, classes, hanging out with friends.”
So it went until yesterday. Yesterday the computer wouldn’t boot up—it had damaged OS (operating system) files. Apparently, the last time the computer shut down it tweaked the files. Ar called Dell tech support (it’s spring break so the UT computer experts are on vacation). Yeah, they could fix it to the tune of $120. gulp.
Ar decided to wait until the computer geeks are back on Monday. But she has a paper due on Wednesday, this Wednesday. And she didn’t have a backup file. In fact, none of her files are backed up. (A bad thing since it looks like she may end up with a factory wipe of her computer.) So Ariel spent the morning retyping her paper—thank goodness she had a hard copy. BTW, for all you writers and students—back up your documents. You can use a data stick. Or you can email your documents to yourself and stick them in an e-file. That way if your house burns down or you lose you data stick, you still have your book, story, or paper.
If Ariel’s computer woes were the only part of the day, I’d have blogged on it yesterday. But the day transformed. I bought some hosta and bleeding heart roots and planted all 17 of them. I had to dig out rocks and hack away roots, but nothing compares to a spring day spent outside before the mosquitoes wake up or the humidity rises. And besides my hands were utterly filthy, I was sweaty, and had a bleeding knuckle. Yep, it doesn’t get much better for a gardener.
After the plants were planted, I lay back in the porch swing, smelled the sweet air, listened to the birds, and felt the sun warm my winter-chilled bones. It was perfect, except for the niggling thoughts about Ariel’s computer. But in the spring air, you can forget anything.
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