For as long
as I can remember, I’ve made up stories. I’d sit in an airport and make up
stories about the people that walked by. As I drove past houses, particularly
interesting ones, I’d make up stories about the people who live inside. The
most poignant stories were always about the people with neglected gardens.
As I’d drive
or walk by a house with a neglected garden, I looked to see whether the bones
of an excellent garden where underneath the weeds. I’d look for specimen
plants—exotic creatures that take special nurture. I’d spy out meandering foot
paths or artfully planted foundation plants. And, of course, if I spied out the
bones beneath the neglect, the story I told myself would become tragic. Often,
it would run like this. A dear woman (all woman who garden are wise, aesthetic
souls) planted and cared for a lovely garden. One day, disease or death struck.
And now her husband can’t bear to be out weeding and mulching because it
reminds him of her. And now the garden lies in disarray—a physical reminder of
love lost. (Yes, my younger daydreams were melodramatic.)
Now that I am
older and wiser, I know the truth because my garden has gone from Edenic to
Amazonian. (Okay, it was never Edenic, but this is my blog post so I’m allowed
a little creative license.) And the cause of the neglect isn’t debilitating disease
or death or even a bad case of the flu…it’s writing deadlines. When you’re
looking for passive voice, mixed metaphors, etc., there isn’t time to trim the
roses or weed the Bermuda. (I tried Roundup, but it must’ve rained before the
poison dried. Grumble, grumble.)
In any case, Screwing Up Alexandria is now pubbed,
and I’m out in the garden with shears and shovels (yes, some of the weeds are
that big). And soon I’ll banish the Amazonian takeover. But, I am a little
wistful because I’m wondering how many other writers who drive by my house are
going to have their tragic stories ruined. Sorry.
(Okay, so please tell me that I’m not the only one who
makes up stories about gardens.)
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Yeah, okay, so this isn't my garden. It's one of the gardens at Versailles. But a girl can dream, right? |