Wednesday, May 1, 2013

Purse Buying

The other day, I realized that I had to buy a new black purse. My old one is coming apart at the seams. Bits of stiff wire are sticking out. But this is a problem because I hate shopping.

But, hey, that’s why Amazon exists. So people like me can purse shop from home. I pulled up Amazon and typed in “purses” and hit enter. Then, I discovered that Amazon carries 76,802 different purses. Really.

I don’t have time to look at 100 purses left alone 760 times that number. So I tossed in limiters like black, zippered, women’s, etc. (I had no idea you could buy “man purses.”) Then, I began looking through pages. And pages. And pages. Boy, there are a lot of ugly purses in the world. Rooster purses with heads and tail feathers. Purses with faces of saints. There was even a “wolf beater” purse, which had a picture of a snarling wolf with blood stain teeth and red leather bows on it. Though it may be appropriate for a Goth party, it’s not what I wanted. Not something I’d even dreamt was possible, even in a nightmare.

Eventually, I found regular purses. Except some didn’t have a shoulder strap. Others were the size of carry-on suitcases. Still others had reviews that said, “Don’t buy this—it’s a piece of junk.”

So, I kept looking. I did find some that I liked. But they were too small, only a lipstick tube or a credit card would fit inside. I need space for a wallet, cell phone, migraine medicine (just in case), two red pens and small notebook (you never know when a great idea might hit), and space for a Kindle. (Not completely necessary, but nice if possible. Having a Kindle available helps when I’m at the grocery store and a cashier and customer decide to “visit.” I’m a transplant to the South, so “visiting” seems like a huge waste of time to me. But here it’s done, and having a Kindle keeps me from saying, “Uh, excuse me, let’s move it along.”) Oops, digression. Sorry.

 And because of all those purse needs, I don’t really want a grocery sack of a purse. Purses should have organization compartments. I shouldn’t have to paw through my purse looking for the cellphone. There should be a pocket for it. And for my pens, notebook, migraine meds, etc. No doubt, you see my problem. I’m way too picky.

Eventually, I found a purse. It’s perfect in every way. Lots of pockets, proper size, shoulder strap, black, good reviews. Except it’s kind of ugly. But not as ugly as the wolf beater purse. So I guess I can live with it. 

Here's a photo of the wolf beater purse. Okay, it's kind of cute in a weird sort of way.

Iron Fist tote bag


  1. LOL, that wolf purse is SPECIAL.

    I love shopping (and have way too many purses), so I'd have the opposite problem; I'd want to buy all the things! (But not the wolf purse.)

    Ah, the man purse or the "murse"?

  2. I'm not much of a shopper, either, and my purse is a red leather hippie. (You know, they snap around your waist to leave your hands free.) I have 'em in black and brown, too, but I'm too lazy to change them out to match my clothes. Besides, I LIKE red!

  3. Wow, that wolf beater purse is strange. I have to wonder what kind of looks I'd get carrying that around!

  4. Holy cats, that is an interesting purse. It would be great as a Halloween costume if you dressed up as...something.

    I can't use purses. I wish I could. But every time I put anything into one, I'm compelled to double check that its still there. And triple check. And the one time I don't quadruple check is exactly when I lose it all.

    So I walk around with my key ring around my wrist, my wallet, my cell phone and sometimes a calendar in my hands.

    What I need is a transparent purse. I bet they've got them!

  5. Congrats on finding a purse you can live with. Sounds like a huge mission.

    The wolf purse is sort of cool. But definitely not something I'd carry around with me.