I’d love to do a post on how my youngest son (who is fourteen) got invited to a college dance. He wanted to know if I could drop him off and pick him back up at midnight. (Um, hello—the answer is NO!) But if I did that I might end up with strychnine in my morning coffee. So I won’t tell you about that.
Instead, I could tell you how he’s memorized tons of riddles to wow the college girls. He’s got quite the entourage. But then I might end up with arsenic in my coffee.
Or I could tell you that he narrates college night Mafia and devises gruesome deaths tailored to each victim—he has a career as a novelist in his future. And he’s got that ruggedly handsome look, which is really important to any aspiring novelist. Watch out, Rick Castle. In fact, Matthew is already....hmm, I treasure my morning coffee. Maybe I’ll just stop while I’m ahead.
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ReplyDeleteHahaha sounds like you need to watch your coffee anyway. :-P
ReplyDeleteThe invation was to all of us.
ReplyDeleteThe vile sabotage of coffee.. What a horrid thought.
ReplyDeleteAll the same, why wasn't I invited to the college dance?! What does Matt have that I don'?!
Heh heh. &:)
Quite an interesting guy with a facinating future ahead of him. I know you are proud. We are on our first full day at sea and the Carnival Glory is amazing and there is food everywhere. There is a huge screen on the top deck so you can watch news or movies in the fresh air and a screen inside that shows you your location at any given time with the depth of the water. The last I saw we were at almost 12,000 feet deep. A lot of water. We'll be in Nasau in the morning. Later my friend.
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He also says sheesh chronically and is obsessed with his pizza.
ReplyDeleteHe's got the makings of an eccentric.
Haha he's still invited...and he's a great guy with an amazing future as a novelist to be sure! It's been so great getting to know all of your children!
ReplyDeleteGo Matt!!
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