Last night, I was sleeping and felt cold. No big deal. I
pulled up the blanket. Then, I felt a cold breeze on my face. My eyes opened
and I sat up. You don’t get breezes in your bedroom. I looked over, and the
door from our bedroom to the deck outside was standing open. Adrenaline rushed
through my body and I waited for an ax-wielding lunatic to lop off my head. I
mean, why else would anyone break into our house, we have nothing to steal? In
the moment while I was waiting for the inevitable decapitation, I said to Cal,
“The door is open.” He said, “Close it.” He’s like that—cool in the moment of
craziness. I, on the other hand, was still considering whether the lamp on the
nightstand would work as a weapon.
When the sure doom had passed, I closed the door, realizing
that someone (Calvin, which explains his composure in the light of our imminent
demise) must’ve have let the dog outside through our door earlier in the day
and not closed the door properly and it blew open during the night.
I wish my bedroom door looked like this. But it's a boring suburban white door. This is much more exciting and seems like something an ax-murderer might come through. Image courtesy of Wikimedia. |
Oh my gosh, that would have freaked me out too!
ReplyDeleteMen. They're so calm. LOL
Hahaha. Reminds me of the time our cat knocked over a wrought iron floor lamp, causing it to strike the bed with a bang. My eyes snapped open and I lay there, heart pounding, trying to figure out if someone was in the room with me. I mean, what else could have jarred the bed so? But, nope. It wasn't an intruder, just a squirrely cat racing through the house at 2:00 in the morning. xD
ReplyDeleteYou have a writer's imagination. I probably would've done the same thing!
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