Favorite
Five Ways to Pass Rainy Days
It’s
been raining here almost all month. And, while I actually love rainy days and
thunderstorms, it’s getting old. So for all of you who are dealing with dreary
weather, here are some of our favorite ways to pass the days and nights.
1.
Play games.
Of
course, this leads to long discussions and negotiations because we have lots of
games and lots of opinions. For example, the guys favorite game is Killer Bunnies.
But I hate a game whose point is to kill the other players’ bunnies and get the
magic carrot. But the boys love the cards, which read “chocolate-covered
anti-matter raisins.” “Quite irascible refractable cheese balls.” “Highly
explosive missile package.” Etc. But before you think I’ve taken the moral high
ground, my favorite game is Guillotine, where you collect the heads of executed
nobles.
2.
Read aloud.
We’re
currently reading aloud P. G. Wodehouse. There’s nothing like reading Wodehouse
to make you smile. For example:
“I'm not absolutely certain of the facts, but I
rather fancy it's Shakespeare who says that it's always just when a fellow is
feeling particularly braced with things in general that Fate sneaks up behind
him with the bit of lead piping.”
― P.G. Wodehouse, Carry On, Jeeves
― P.G. Wodehouse, Carry On, Jeeves
“She looked as if she had been poured into her
clothes and had forgotten to say "when". ”
― P.G. Wodehouse
― P.G. Wodehouse
“Freddie experienced the sort of abysmal
soul-sadness which afflicts one of Tolstoy's Russian peasants when, after
putting in a heavy day's work strangling his father, beating his wife, and
dropping the baby into the city's reservoir, he turns to the cupboards, only to
find the vodka bottle empty.”
― P.G. Wodehouse
― P.G. Wodehouse
3.
Stream Masterpiece Theater
We’ve
watched Downton Abbey, Sherlock, and now we’re watching Island At War.
4.
Hide under the table/bed/desk.
This
is what our tough black Lab Jezebel does. She’s terrified of thunder and
lightning. In fact, she won’t even come out of her hiding place to eat. So she’s
lost a few pounds. Hmm. I wonder if we can market this as a diet plan—The
Fabulous Lab Fear Diet. I’m sure there’s a book deal in there somewhere.
5.
Hydraulic Cement Your Basement
When
it rains this much, the water table rises above the level of the ground. So every
crack in your basement begins to seep/trickle/fountain water. But good ole
hydraulic cement will cure it. My thought is that it would be quicker and
easier to give the whole basement a coat of hydraulic cement, but no one else
seems to agree.
If
you have any rainy day ideas, I’d love to hear about them.
I just put my head down on the table and laughed hysterically over the Wodehouse quotes. Then I read them again and laughed again. I can only take so much Wooster and Jeeves before I really want Bertie to whack Jeeves over the head with a cricket bat, but in small doses, Wodehouse is PERFECT.
ReplyDeleteCarl and I realized last night that if this sort of weather lasts until March, we will have had one full year of rain. It rained all last spring, all summer, all fall, and so far, all winter. Oy. If we had six feet of snow suddenly dump on us, I just might cry in joy.
LOVE those quotes! As for a rainy day, SING! If you play an instrument, accompany yourself, (um, of course this doesn't work too well if you happen to play the trumpet) or sing along to your favorite songs on the radio, stereo, whatever.
ReplyDeleteLol that last Wodehouse quote was brilliant. Still laughing.
ReplyDeleteOn rainy days, I like listening to the rain and do nothing else.
:-)
1 :: Read a book.
ReplyDelete2 :: Play games. Any games. Games are always fun, right?
3 :: Reorganize the attic with the drum of the rain on the rooftop.
4 :: Listen to music while occasionally and wistfully staring out at the pouring rain.
5 :: Dance in the rain. Why not?*
*Oh yeah.. thunderstorms.
Those are some pretty great activities, and I love that commercial! So cute!
ReplyDeleteWhen it rains, I just watch TV and/or read. Then again, it doesn't rain much here and when it does, no one knows how to drive! :P
Oh, my dog just flipped OUT at that video, brilliant!
ReplyDeleteI just adore Wodehouse -- you've totally inspired me to re-read. I'm feeling particularly braced right now, so fingers crossed there's no lead piping in store!
I just watched that video five times.
ReplyDeleteHmmm. . .
ReplyDelete1. synthesize TNT and jellied gasoline.
2. Play Killer Bunnies
3. Give the dog coffee
4. Work on models
5. Study quantum theory
We have a game called "Munchkins" (sort of card version of D&D) and it has funny cards like:
ReplyDeleteCurse, Duck of Doom- You should know better than to pick up a duck in a dungeon. Lose 2 Levels.
Or for weapons there's the "Chainsaw of Bloody Dismemberment"
Reading through the cards is more fun in my opinion than actually playing the game.