Friday, July 9, 2010

The Game that Never Ends

Last night we decided to play Clue. It’s not anyone’s favorite game, but Cal wanted to play so we all agreed. I shuffled the cards, inserted three in the “secret envelope” and dealt out the rest of the cards.

Everything went along swimmingly for about fifteen minutes. Then, Cal got a phone call. From the tenor of the conversation it sounded like the conversation would be long. The boys went off to play computer games, Ariel practiced violin, and I picked up the thriller that I’m halfway through. (The good guys are stuck in the hideout of the bad guys, and one of the two people they’re rescuing just died. Plus, the good guy’s girlfriend is very angry they went without her and she’s sending them text messages.) Anyway, after an hour, Cal hung up and we were back on track with the game. However, by this time Matt and Jake had gotten giddy. There’s nothing to make a game of Clue drag like male teen giddiness. For example, sending their sister’s token to a room to the opposite end of the board just for the heck of it. Or renaming the weapons—the knife becomes the booger-picker, the revolver is the booger-picker shooter, etc. As you can imagine that goes over really well with Ariel.

About that time, the phone rang again. We all left for our various amusements. (In the book, the ticked girlfriend was coming to the rescue of the trapped good guys.) This conversation was only about twenty minutes. After that, we came back to the game. We all traipsed around the board from one room to the next. Never seeming to find the right combination of person, weapon, and room. Finally, Ariel got tired and announced she was accusing “Mr. Green in the library with rope.” Luke announced, “Nope, the library’s wrong.” Then Matt accused “Mr. Green in the hall with the rope.” I said, “No, Matt, it’s not the hall.” Then I accused “Mr. Green in the billiard room with the rope.” Jake said, “Wrong.” At this point, Matt opened the secret envelope and said, “Uh, there’s a problem.” It turns out that Mr. Green did it with the rope and the lead pipe in some non-existent place. Perhaps, the fourth dimension. Yep, I messed the cards up. So the three hour game had no resolution.

Time to get back to the thriller and find out if the girlfriend really saves the guy or gets caught herself. The bad guys are really bad, so I’m hoping that she’s packing her booger-picker shooter. (Sorry, I couldn’t help that—I’ve been spending too much time with my 13 and 15 year old boys.)

10 comments:

  1. I guess Mr. Green developed some sort of flail by tying the lead pipe to the end of the rope. In order to not be caught wielding his weapon he dragged Mr. Body outside the mansion after having drugged him. He thought that last bit was pretty clever.

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  2. knife becomes the booger-picker, the revolver is the booger-picker shooter.
    That was from when we were 6 and 10

    I am offended

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  3. Matt-

    You could only be offended if you weren't still talking about it. But every time we play the game you guys bring it up. :)

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  4. I didn't take part in that childishness. At least not yesterday.

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  5. Ha! This post is funny:)

    Matt, we don't believe you, sorry.

    I think it was Mr. Green with the rope, lead pipe and in the shower.

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  6. Andrew McPhersonJuly 9, 2010 at 12:16 PM

    I think it was Mister Green.. With the pipe... With a rope strung THROUGH the pipe... Climbing down the side of the mansion using the rope... As he fumbled around in his pockets for his booger-picker, which was needed for his murder of Mister Body.

    (My CAPTCHA is SNOTDETH. Is this a coincidence...?)

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  7. Mr. Green
    with the booger-picker
    in
    THE TWILIGHT ZONE

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  8. Okay, Connie, did you ever confess how you and your sister used to play the game? I think it was Mr. Green with rope and pipe, jumping from the 4th dinemtion to dispatch the player who looks at the "secret" cards stash.

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  9. I think I am going to draw Mr. Green with the booger picker surfing dimensions! Epic!

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  10. Nah, It was Mr. Green, in the air ducts, with the rope which frayed then with the lead pipe. I'm surprised the blood hasn't started to smell.

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